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[karra]

If anyone on my flist actually watches General Hospital (ahahaha right), someone please explain to me why James Franco has kidnapped Lucky, Liz and Nicolas' baby? 

I refuse to not call his character James Franco, ok.  His character's name is actually Franco.  His character's mom is played by James Franco's mom. His character's "friends" are played by James Franco's friends. Come on.  He's clearly an alternate universe James Franco who went crazy instead of being on Freaks and Geeks and Spidersmen.

Edit: I'd also love for someone to explain to me why when 1) a baby has been kidnapped and 2) there's been a MASS SHOOTOUT IN THE ER, everyone is more interested in this lady who died and wasn't even a main character.

EVEN THE BABY'S MOTHER is all "oh Shirley, you died. :("  Um, yeah, ok Liz, but your baby? Kidnapped by a crazy dude. I'm just saying.

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[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[karra.livejournal.com]

I have edited this thing 90000 times XD

James Franco in a suit looks like a Ventriliquist's dummy. Or the puppet in Saw. Is this James Franco's Saw?

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

Now that would get me watching daytime TV again.

[karra.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha.

idk. Some old dude just shot Ethan and whosit and someone else and a lady nurse "For Kiefer" (who??), and in my head I went "....wasn't this the finale of Grey's Anatomy?"

[karra.livejournal.com]

Also, there are literally no words to describe how hard I laughed at Lucky locking Nic in a dungeon for five minutes.

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[karra.livejournal.com]

Also, they started a plot with Luke and Tracy and the VERY NEXT EPISODE Anthony Geary went on one of his hiatuses.

Oh god, why do I watch this show? I don't even play Kyle anymore.

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

Oh, the Geary hiatus. It's like a rite of summer.

[karra.livejournal.com]

It really, really is.

I am catching up backwards, because...well, watching it FORWARDS doesn't make it make MORE sense. And like...I just noticed something. On July 21st, Liz is ready go go home with her baby. On the 19th, she HAS her baby. Prematurely. (I imagine, she's not 9 months pregnant, but the baby's like a toddler-size kid)

Also, Lucky and Nic are wearing the same clothes, so this is all obviously the same day...so...what? MY MIND.

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

I'm watching the SoapNet marathon... WHAT THE HELL?!?!

[karra.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? RIGHT?

Poor all those shot up people. No, no, Lucky. Don't call any of the other cops. Look for a kidnapped baby with your brother and your ex.

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

I'm watching Friday's now. And I'm like... wha???

[karra.livejournal.com]

It's BIZARRE. Why is no one even reacting to KIDNAPPED BABY. Is Lucky dating Maxie again? I'm so confused.

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

Gunshots trump missing baby? And dude, is Franco long-winded.

[karra.livejournal.com]

That's TRUE.
I love how one cop is working with his ex and whatnot, one is shot and the other is in LOS ANGELES with Jason. Wtf. There are too many plots, show. TOO MANY.

Franco really is longwinded, isn't he? Apparently his crimes are to the tune of "Route 66". What? What? Why? I don't...what?

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

Also, what is this, Michael number five already?

[karra.livejournal.com]

Right? What was wrong with the last one? Why is this one BLONDE.

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

IDK - and that Lisa chick - I'm endlessly amused because I just watched her play the Unsub of the week on Criminal Minds so I'm wondering when she's going to start killing people.

[karra.livejournal.com]

ahaha right?

Oh god, have you seen the Soap Opera What Ifs yet?

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

I've seen the promos they're doing for them. Why?

[karra.livejournal.com]

I don't know who the fuck TOdd Manning is, but he is officially my favorite character on whatever soap he is from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtKM4K0QuGg

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

Oh, God... Todd is so... He's on All My Children and... yeah... he's just nutso. And also misogynist. And a serial rapist (only not any more because really, what soap doesn't want a "redeemed" rapist as a series regular) and... is seriously f'ed up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Manning

[was-sleeping.livejournal.com]

oh, gross. :(

Well, that's...kind of like getting the two most annoying characters and putting them on a plane, then.

[ravenrants.livejournal.com]

He's... if you forget his origins, he's a compelling character, but... IDK - I've always eyerolled at him. Although Todd/Blair was always amusing in a train-wreck kind of way.

[was-sleeping.livejournal.com]

Soaps seem to LOVE redeeming people.

[karra.livejournal.com]

http://serialdrama.typepad.com/serial_drama/2010/07/are-you-francophreaking-kidding-me.html