karra

SO. Key and JERI. I dreamed we went on an ADVENTURE.

Ok, so there was this scavenger hunt race through space and time, and it started on this white, twisting, metal staircse that suddenly led to this department store where all the workers and most of the merchandise were alien entities that would either help you or hinder you.

A talking sushi roll led me to an elevator where I abandoned you (I think you guys told me to go ahead, and when other people caught up with me I kept pressing "CLOSE DOOR" on the elevator so they couldn't get in. I think maybe they wanted to eat my brain), and went ahead. The elevator took me to the future version of this mall, where I spent 20 minutes with this time travelin' dude at a change machine turning all my coins into futurecoins (the exchange rate, for some reason, was pretty equal, though all the coins were the size of quarters), and then I ran down a bunch of hallways when there were suddenly dragons (alien dragons?) chasing me around.

So, I ran into a hospital run by the mall which seemed to be run by a vampiric/cannibal version of kelly services, and they took care of the dragons for me.

Jeri finally caught up with me, and we went to a FANCY shop and tried on dresses because it was too early to end the race. (But apparently HIDING when there are alien dragons is not an option) Suddenly, these bad guys who seemed to be some kinda shapeshifting worms caught up with us and tried to kill us, but we crushed their skulls and whatnot in dressing room doors.

Key showed up and saved us from the last worm with her GIANT GUN OF DOOM, and we ran down a corridor that was for some reason empty but for a tent that was really a bombed out library on the inside. We went in there to hide for a bit, where we made the discovery that KEY WAS ONE OF THE SHAPESHIFTING WORMS NOW. She also wanted to eat our brains, but was being really subtle about it. We sneaked out the back and also stole her USB computer drive for some reason.

She chased us for a long time, led by a bunch of other creatures and we made it into the final corridor where a shockwave took out the aliens, who were put on trial by these other aliens and we won the race. At some point Real Key showed up, but there was no explanation for where she had gone. PLOT HOLE.