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Wow. Ok. I have every episode of Weird Science on tape. (stop staring at meeeeeeeeeeeeee) So how is it possible that I never watched the one where Wyatt turned into his own mother? And had a pseudoaffair with Gary's father?

Where have I been???

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Ok...I'm sorry. /WAR/ is a casino card game now?

/WAR/?

The game where you flip cards and the highest card wins?

SERIOUSLY??

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Oh. Ok. Apparently I read the description for that Weird Science episode wrong. GARY travels back in time and into the body of /HIS/ mother, and has a pseudo affair with WYATT'S father, who is really Wyatt in his father's body.

There's a really wicked weird slash story in there somewhere....

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Apparently a frequently asked question at Greektown Casinos is "Are you a riverboat casino?"

Huh.

I imagine this query is met with deadpan stares, then subtle looks around the BUILDING, followed by a snicker and a "No!"