2005-04-13
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Oh, Something Awful. I love you and your jokes with realistic endings.
Fraser? Is that you???
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I imagine it would take a great many. Mice would find it difficult to reach a ceiling light fitting, and would individually lack the strength or dexterity required to turn a bulb in such a socket. Even if you had enough mice to lend their strength to such an endeavor, the chances of them having the intelligence and wherewithall to perform suich a complex activity is really quite low.
Fraser? Is that you???
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I imagine it would take a great many. Mice would find it difficult to reach a ceiling light fitting, and would individually lack the strength or dexterity required to turn a bulb in such a socket. Even if you had enough mice to lend their strength to such an endeavor, the chances of them having the intelligence and wherewithall to perform suich a complex activity is really quite low.
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Well, you can't say I didn't try. I did. I tried very hard to do a snarky review of the McDowall movie "Hello Down There". It got 10 minutes into the review, but it was just too painful.
However, from my pain you do get this snarktastic review of:
( The First Ten Minutes of Hello Down There, with added bonus of the last five seconds! )
Have not edited this. As that would mean reliving the horror. I am deeply sorry for any errors.
However, from my pain you do get this snarktastic review of:
Have not edited this. As that would mean reliving the horror. I am deeply sorry for any errors.