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[karra]

Things I Would Have Done To Make The Heroes Premiere Less Boring. (Lj Cut For Spoilers, except the comics one I'm putting in the lj cut so Jeri sees it)

• Deleted the subplot with Hiro and Ando rescuing a kitten
• Deleted any scenes involving Claire taking or not taking an algebra test
• More scenes with the Powered Carnival, especially Lydia and Samuel. Love.
• More scenes with Matt and "Sylar", because I really enjoy that sort of thing (see Crichton and Harvey, Baltar and Six, Six and Baltar, etc, etc. There's a reason why Crichton could never get rid of Harvey, despite surgeries and whatnot. That reason is because that shit is hilarious)
• Removing most of the "telepathy is like crack cocaine", because that didn't work for magic and it's kind of annoying.
• Remove all scenes of "Nathan". Unless he was actually going to do something other than sit around his office twitching. Show, you did not need filler. You had plenty of it. That episode was 2 hours long!
• More Peter. No, really. He barely spoke, he barely emo'd. It was crazy. Also, is he collecting powers now? How creepy.
• Explain please how, if Ando and...Hiro's sister are now together because of timeline tomfoolery, how did Ando still go with Hiro everywhere? Why did he? Did he still cyberstalk Niki? Does Ando still have zappy powers? Does this "My Name Is Hiro, and I have a list of things I did bad I will fix" plot mean he is going back to save Charlie? Highlight below for spoilers.
  
  • All signs point to yes, and also probably Jackie, because both actresses are filming episodes, except wasn't Charlie dying of a brain tumor too? Is Hiro going to save her only for them to die together? I think Hiro will die, because Oka said something about Hiro not cheating death.
• Less of Janice and Matt's Giant Baby. Guys, you dumped Janice for a reason. Also, is the actress british or something?
• More of Tracey and Noah. No, really.