karra

This is because I love you, and don't wish you to suffer this book.

Chapter One: Jesus Kills A Guy, And They Move Back To Israel
Chapter Two: Mary is emo, yo
Chapter 3: Jesus stares at a lighthouse and wangsts
Chapter Four: Donkeys For Sale! And The Family That Wangsts Together, Stays Together.
Chapter Five: ....I don't know. Something about rocks.
Chapter 6: ...I think some guy died of a fever. Or being hit in the head with a rock. Honestly, I can't tell.
Chapter Seven: Jesus pulls a Firestarter, and something about angels!
Chapter Eight: Robbed by Visigoths!
Chapter Nine: Apparently Jesus is Tired.
Chapter Ten: ....vampires?