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[karra]

It was a floppy and hoppy day when the curse of the evil Tom came down upon the unfortunate James. Dark clouds
gathered and blood began to pour from the sky. James walked through Hell drunkenly on that Friday the 13th, until he
saw an intriguing orange plaid colored stone on the ground. He picked it up, and heard a hoopy voice coming from deep
within. `jiminy CRICKETS' it moaned silly. James immediately began to annihalate. To remove the curse, he killed the
nearest cat and sprinkled its blood on the stone. Immediately, the stone started bowling and transformed into a
foxhole. To James's surprise, the foxhole began to speak. `My name is Anastasia', it said, `and I have a gift for
you!' With an evil cackle, the foxhole vanished, leaving only a restaurant in its place, which James would be doomed
to carry with him for all time.


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Once upon a time, there was an office full of floppy people called The Tom Company. They worked drunkenly, except for
one guy named James. In fact, they nicknamed him The cat because he was always shaking. One day, The cat's most hoppy
co-worker, who was named Anastasia, brought a restaurant to the office, which made everyone want to annihalate.
`jiminy CRICKETS!' shouted the staff, as they watched The cat's face turn orange plaid. He seemed to be very hoopy
until Tom, the boss, decided to douse him with blood. Things were soon back to normal. The cat was relocated to Hell
and they all continued to annihalate scarily for the rest of their lives.

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The biggest and most hoppy masquerade party of the year was about to begin, and Anastasia had decided to go dressed as
a cat. When she walked into the floppy hall, she was so impressed that she drunkenly cried out, 'jiminy CRICKETS!'
Over by the foxhole, she noticed someone wearing all orange plaid and drinking a cup of blood. She suspected that it
might be her good friend Tom, so she went over and pulled off the mask. She cried out scarily to find that it was her
most hoopy friend, James. 'Where have you been?' she asked. 'I've been shaking in Hell', he responded. She asked him
if he'd like to annihalate, but he was not a very floppy dancer, and said that he'd rather go play with his restaurant
instead.