STOP

I would like to point out to all of those who think that "heterotic" means "straight porn" that it, in fact, does not. Unless, of course, you're writing about the fateful meeting of Fermions and Bosons, and the hot superstring sex they have.

Heterotic Porn

"Oh, Boson! You really spin my integers!"
"Fermion! Let's propagate in d 26 dimensions!'
"Close that string, baby."
"Condensate! Condensate!"
"Confine my gluons! Yes! Yes!"
"Take me to the Lepton, Boson!"
"Oh! Antitauon!"
"Antitauon? But I'm antimuon! You bastard!"
"Oh, who cares? It's all particles."

Don't say I never gave you nothin'.

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You know, I think I may have just done Rodney McKay proud... *tear*