
If you call me karra, then you know me from livejournal or yahoogroups.
If you call me EA Karras, then you know me from fan fiction only.
If you call me Beth, then you know me from or have met me in real life, or I know you well enough.
If you call me toastnstuff, then you were the only person who read my diaryland journal. Nice to meet you!
If you call me Trixie, then you know me from my first year in Rocky Horror, and you are mocking me.
If you call me Mistress, then you know me from Scottland (not the country, the Scott Thompson thing)
If you call me Livia or Ariana then you know me from dsmuse.
If you call me Tom, then you know me from WisneyWorld, or you are an ebay seller who for some reason thinks my name is Tom.
If you call me Lynn, you are an adjuster and quite deaf.
If you call me your Beth Friend, then you know me because I am your babysitter, and what the heck are you doing on livejournal young lady.
If you call me Mom, then you know me because you're my other charge, and you apparently see me more than your mommy.
If you call me Lizzie, then you're my mom's psychic friend.
If you call me Elizabeth, then you're my first client, and I hate you.
If you call me Come Here! or BETH!, then you're my father, and I'm a'scared 'cuz you're a ghost.
If you call me Clara, then you know me from the five minutes I "accidentally" logged onto a Dutch It's a Wonderful Life Chat room.