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Oh my goodness.

Fucked Up Ebay Auction #1: "Torgo, from Manos the Hands of Fate, sculpture"

Fucked Up Ebay Auction Search: "Girl Scout Cookies" Honestly. Who buys girl scout cookies on ebay?

Also on girl scout cookies, do they have different names all over the country or what? We have here in Michigan:

Pinatas
Carmel deLites
Peanut Butter Patties
Shortbread
Thin Mints
Peanut Butter Sandwiches
Lemon Pastry Cremes
Animal Treasures


But I keep seeing people talk about Samoas, Trefoils, Do-Si-Dos, All Abouts, Double Dutch, Lemon Coolers, Aloha Chips, Olé Olé, Friendship Circles, Van'chos, Granola, Forget-Me-Nots, Chocolate Chunk, Medallions, Juliettes, Chalet Cremes, Snaps, Golden Nut Clusters, Country Hearth
Chocolate Chip, Trail Mix, Echo, Pecan Shortee, Striped Chocolate Chip, Lemon Drops, Apple Cinnamon.

So what are those? Why can't I have them in Michigan. *tear*.

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God dammit. I missed the Gayest Jesus movie ever?

Fuck.

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My grandpa was telling a story, and my grandmother interupted him, and he goes: "If you do that again, I'm going to smack you across the face!"

DUDE!

Apparently a few months ago, she bought cigarettes, and he got pissed and drove off in his van when she only had one foot in. And left her at the grocery.

DUDE!

Oh fucking CRAP!

It's hereditary!!